Textheimers


sending a text that auto corrects your words and makes you sound like you’ve losing your mind.
“i’m worried about phil, all his messages are textheimer’s”
1 more definition
the act of sending a text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about
jon: hey, do you want to go out tonight?

an hour later…

lisa: sure! where did you have in mind?
jon: what? what are you talking about?
lisa: you asked if i wanted to go out tonight.
jon: oh! sorry, i had textheimers.

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