texticle
when you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you’re wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.
i was sitting in cl-ss the other day when i got a texticle
noun, referring to the presence or absence of b-lls needed to text a girl.
lance: man, i really want to text vanessa but i’m kind of scared.
blake: come on, dude, grow some texticles.
what some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their f-ggoty little iphone.
typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
new guy to game: i have a question about this quest objective, i can’t seem to unlock it.
d00d with texticles: lololol l2p newb! don’t make come over and f-ck you in the ear!!!!11!!1
ngtg: really? i just asked a simple question, that’s not necessary.
d00d: gfys!!1 go diaf nub! i’ll come to your work and p-ss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! lawlz!!!!11!
other guy in forum: ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. i think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he’s hot sh-t.
d00d: m-th-f-cka i am 6’10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk sh-t to me.
lacking the b-lls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages
“did you hear joe dumped his woman by text the other day?”
“yea, he has a huge set of texticles”
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