texticular pause
a sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.
evan- “hey dillon how was your date with sarah last night?”
dillon- “oh it was great we went out dancing, then i took her home and…”
evan- “and what?… h-llo?”
dillon- -texting… texting… texting-
evan- “wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause”
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