Texticure
a manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. may include special treatment of thumb nail edges.
young chick: omg, i like sooo need a manicure, but i gotta be able to text or i’ll like, you know, go insane!!!
vietnamese manicurist: ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, i give you texticure. increase text speed 30 percent. i put carbide edges on thumb nails.
young chick: omg, like, that is sooo cool!
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