Textifying
the act of asking someone to accept (insert deity here but usually jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.
mark: hey a text
joe: whose it from
mark: a sh-t, its from beth. she’s been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week.”
joe: seriously?
mark: ya man, she’s been textifying like a f-cking murderer workin for a pardon.
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