textillionaire
a person who has officially exceeded one million texts on their cell phones.
john: mary lee told me 5 years ago that she has over 10,000 incoming and 5000 outgoing texts every month.
jim: omg! that’s over 180,000 texts a year!!
john: now she’s telling everyone that she fully expects to be a certified textillionaire by the age of 16.
jim: wow! that’s impressive considering how few friends she has…
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