texting a wall
an expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. thus, one may as well be texting a wall. some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.
similar to calling a wall.
1.
bily: “why don’t you just text her, bro?”
iván: “because i’d be texting a wall.”
2.
bily: “have you been texting each other?”
iván: “sometimes, but she can be a text wall. it’s better if i hit her up on facebook.”
3.
iván: “so, did latrell respond to your text? i wanna make the 8 o’ clock show.”
bily: “son, you know that’s a wall text.”
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