Texting whore
a dude who texts via cellphone twenty four seven no matter what he is doing, be it hanging out with friends or driving. a very very sad lonely person.
normal dude:”hey man your driving you know that..”
texting wh-r-:”hold on im texting nikki”
someone who texts more than 3 or 5 people frequently or on a daily basis. teenage girls typically like to do this. the problems with this are:
1:its annoying because this person will only give you one word replies.
2:they will take forever to reply.
3:there’s no life in the conversation.
4:and it’s just annoying seeing as how this person will text you at innapropriate hours (ex: at the can, in cl-ss or someplace quiet, or simply during a time when you just don’t feel like talking to anyone)
this is how a converstaion between you and a texting wh-r- will typically go:
wh-r-: heyy
you: hey
(10 min later)
wh-r-: whats up?
you: just watching tv. you?
(another 10 min into the future)
wh-r-: lol
you: i don’t get how that was funny?
(surprisingly this took her 1 min to reply)
wh-r-: wat?
you: me watching tv
(like almost 20 min later)
wh-r-: lol
you: how many people are you talking to?
(5 min)
wh-r-: like 7
you: goodbye
someone who communicates more frequently via sms than voice
are you a texting wh-r-? compare your sms count to your call count
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