Textipation
when you have something embarr-ssing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can’t send it.
guy#1: i tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and i just couldn’t send the text.
guy#2: sounds to me like you’ve got a bad case of textipation.
when a text on your cell phone won’t go throw, as in becoming constipated.
“why didn’t you reply to my message last night?”
— my phone had textipation last night, sorry.
the condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one’s cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.
my cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, i’m going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.
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