Textis
n. pl. pr-nounced (tekst-tees)
theoretical organs whose size are relative to the boldness and ridiculousness of your text messages.
singular: texticle
mike: look what i just said to sam!
duncan: you told her you, “want to plow her until the cows come home”?
mike: good one right?
duncan: no, but you do have huge textis.
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