Textistentialism


the process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. the philosophy driven by the belief, i text, therefore i am.
watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of textistentialism. chad didn’t like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.

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