Textitis

1) overly excessive texting disease.

origin: caused dominantly by the new wave of technology, innovation and collaboration of instant messaging programs with handheld phone devices. popular reference: sidekick. cell phones with keyboard pad available.

texting is of course available to regular standard cell phones without keyboards.

most commonly used by young adults.
you have text-tis.

you know who put the definition of text-tis.

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the thumb/wrist pain that results from excessive texting.
my wrist hurts so bad. must be from the 900 text messages sent this month. i think it’s text-tis .
a common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. it is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite s-x).

common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: ‘she is probably asleep’, ‘i’ll text her later’, ‘i don’t want to seem desperate’, etc…

the most effective remedy for text-tis is to simply ‘grow a pair’.

the most common effect of text-tis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.
“dude, are you going to text her back or not?”
“no, i dont want to wake her up.”
“man, i think you have text-tis.”
“you’re probably right. i dont know how to get rid of it though.”
“the most effective treatment is to grow a pair. or you can even purchase an artificial pair. i know a guy.”