textlert
any text(s) from marketing alerts you sign up for from various companies. a combination of text and alert(s).
i signed up for textlerts from ebay to keep track of my bid.
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someone that sends you a text message prompting a response and then leaves you hanging. “dont be such a text tease, who are you to just text me once and leave me with a text hard on.” a girl that gives you blue b-lls over text, and never actually does anything s-xual with the boy. […]
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