Textourettes
the unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of “ok to think, but not to say out loud.”
texter: your mom’s -ss is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!
textee: dude. they have meds for textourettes now. talk to your doctor.
the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
“shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? f-ck her right in the p-ssy”
“bob your textourettes, is playing up again”
the act of texting random words and letters during the middle of a text
recieved:so the other day i was all hjbgshjgbajfhbtgghbnahbgtghfbgtrgthbtgalhgbgt and it made me mad.
sent: dude what’s with the textourettes?
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