textpergers


noun. a condition wherein a social media user or person having a conversation via text is unable to determine whether a remark and set of remarks is intended to be sarcastic, or in which the context or tone may be misconstrued, without the use of aides such as “lol” or a select set of emoticons, thus rendering them socially inept with regard to such mediums.
“i got in a huge fight with sara over facebook because my textpergers was acting up and i thought she was joking about her cat dying. she wasn’t.”

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