textplanation
to clarify, explain, or report something in a text message.
the textplanation was too long so i said screw it, and called him.
a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.
girl 1:
hey how come trevor never met up with us on sat-rday night?
girl 2: no idea i got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?
girl 1: typical.
when someone writes a comment on facebook or twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word
did she real just say that…..textplanation pls!
to explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarr-ssment or for emotional detachment.
i didn’t hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if i should take her seriously
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