textpression
the facial expressions created when sending/receiving text messages or during some other cell phone activity
example a
1:my boyfriend just sent me a text message saying he loves me.
2:i know i saw you smiling ridiculously at your phone.
1:i just can’t hide my textpressions when he texts me.
example b
1: dude, i just watched that 2 girls 1 cup video on my iphone. that sh-t is so gross.
2: yea man, i was watchin ur ill textpressions.
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