textritis
the condition you get from a life full of texting. common cons are( but are not limited to) sore thumbs ,aching joints, loss of skin from thumb, red watery eyes,and p-ssing your buddy’s off while u drive-text-swerve-text.
“oohhh you text in the am, text in the pm, text at supper time, when your cell
is within grasp…. you can text anytime!”
8 year old: “mom where the h-ll is my textritis medicine!”
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