Textrolling
amalgamation of “texting” and “trolling”. the action of scrolling through old text messages, especially through old hook-ups, with the plan of trying to get a new hookup going. textrolls usually start with “hey…was cleaning out some old texts and wondered how you were doing”…or “hey! long time…”
i just hooked up with gina – the redhead from 6 months ago. i was textrolling on a bunch of old messages and she answered me.
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