textual healing
the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
when i get that feeling… i need textual healing.
an awesome romantic comedy book by author eric smith. it features the sweet-ss references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of ‘when harry met sally.’ sure to make your girlfriend’s favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.
girlfriend: “textual healing is the most adorable book ever.”
you: “yeah, it’s funny. it’s my favorite book.”
girlfriend: “you’re the most amazing man i’ve ever met. do me now, please.”
having phone s-x with someone via text messages.
man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing i was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.
Read Also:
- a big faggot
someone who is big and a f-ggot walking round being big and annoying and one would say too his friend he is “a big f-ggot”
- godasse
french name for “shoe”. mate mes nouvelles god-sses! les vieilles étaient usées jusqu’à plus soif.
- Goobs Mcgee
a playful interpretation of goober hey jim, can’t believe elise just fell over, what a goobs mcgee!
- TFoT
the fall of troy. a band from mukilteo, washington. the band consists of three members: thomas erak: guitars/vox tim ward: b-ss/vox andrew forsman: drums tfot is a band that does what they want when they want, yo.
- TFWIT
(pr-nounced t.f. wit) an acronym for the f-ck was i thinking. ron: so why did you f-ck her? dave: don’t know, tfwit.