Textual Relief
after waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text!
woman: i’ve been waiting for a reply from him all day!
-recieves text-
woman: yay! i’m overwhelmed by textual relief right now.
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