Textual Satisfaction
the feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.
“dude i’ve been having textual satisfaction all day i already have 5 new messages.”
when you -rg-sm after reading explicit text messages, also known as s-xting.
man 1: she sure knows how to talk dirty. she was s-xting me all night.
man 2: did you get some textual satisfaction?
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