Textual Seduction


to flirt with and/or seduce someone through text messaging, whether they are in a relationship or not.
spoof of snoop dogg’s “sensual seduction” with my phrase:

“she might be with him, but she’s texting with me, me, meeeee.
we gon’ text from the mall, we gon’ text while we eat, eat, eaaaat.
so we can have a textual seduction.
textual seduction ooh! whoa!”
the act of seducing someone via text message.
john: hey there s-xy
sally: why hey there
john: wanna kick it tonight?
sally: it’s on.

john and sally engaged in textual seduction.
to flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.
“she might be with him, but she’s texting with me, me, meeeee.
we gon’ text from the mall, we gon’ text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
cause we’re having a textual seduction.
textual seduction, oh, woah.”

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