Textually Drunk


when a text makes no sense whatsoever. it may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. the text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
not to be confused with “textaholic” since its not about being addicted to texting.
guy: i’m glad summer has officially begun
girl: rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
guy: i am so lost.
girl: i am sad.
guy:uhh, why?
girl: cause its cool
guy:you are textually drunk.
girl: are you calling me a textaholic.
guy:this conversation is over.
girl: omg hii

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