textument


an argument that occurs by means of text messaging
he can’t talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.
having an argument in texts.
dammit johnny…i had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! my d-mn thumbs are killing me!
having an argument via text messaging.
steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
david: having a textument with my wife over the fact i said i’d be home two hours ago
steve: well turn it off. it’s your turn to buy a lap dance.

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