Texturbating
the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybers-x.
since billy’s girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.
“can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?”
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