The Awkward Peter
to call your significant other frank during s-x. usually to one-up someone in an awkward compet-tion.
guy 1: that moment was so awkward.
guy 2: you wanna hear awkward? when i was having s-x with the wife i pulled the awkward peter.
guy 1: d-mn
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