TFGMGTSS
the flaming gay-mo’s guide to straight s-x
1. emphasize familiar territory
2. make it feel comfortable
3. emphasize the advantages of women
4. imagine her br–sts cleavage is ricky martin’s fine -ss
5. take responsibility!
tfgmgtss, gay, h-m-, guide
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