TFJ
they’re f-cking jealous
girl 1: why do the other sororities give us dirty looks?
girl 2: tfj girl, tfj.
thanks for joining
we love our sisters so tfj
tight fitting jeans
man, amanda forgot that she gained some weight.
those are some tfjs.
an acronym for traffic-jam hips. refers to a person walking either on the side of or across of a road that has such a big -ss that they literally cause a traffic jam. this can be a traffic jam of cars or a traffic jam of other pedestrians, bicyclists, etc.
yo man did you see those tfjs?
terrorist fist jab. (c.f. fox news’s hysteria about mich-lle and barack obama giving each other a fist b-mp during the 2008 us presidential campaign, and whether it was a “terrorist” hand gesture.) a b-mping of two fists together in lieu of a handshake or high-five.
awright, i’ve got an interview lined up! ::tfj::
total f-ck job
absolutely and undenyably r-t-rded; beaten to submission; made to look like an -ss
the tfj’s on wall street did wonders for the economy and the housing market.
tiger woods golf for x-box brings out the tfj in all of us when we blow a shot.
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