TFTF
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too fat to f-ck. used in club settings while checking out women and/or men.
hey bro, check out that babe over there!
nah dude, she’s way tftf.
yeah, you’re right.
(abbrev.) too funny to fix – when an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.
john: “i need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle.”
janet: ?? lol
john:-things :p
janet: tftf
too fat to f-ck
used as a polite way to turn a girl down.
girl: “hey what u doin this friday”
guy: “naa you’re tftf”
girl: “huh?
too full to function
great lunch! now i’m tftf…
too f-cked to function
joe:yo man have another one.
samson:no man im tftf.
too fat too f-ck
dude, she is totally tftf..
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