when you work at tgi friday’s and it makes you an alcoholic.
man i was i thought i was an alcoholic before, but now i’m a tgif alcoholic. d-mn place steals your soul
- synchronized pegging
when two women wearing strap on’s pile drive a man in the -ss. mistress rachel and mistress katelyn needed to punish their boytoy so they gave him a round of synchronized pegging.
- cup of my *ss
the “cup” is the lower part of your b-tt cheeks. we all have that “cup” y’all i need not short cut off shorts( by short i mean if the cup of my -ss is out that’s clearly too short!) help!!
- suzie rag
a hard stiff rag that a male routinely m-st-rb-t-s into dude tina don’t use that rag. that’s my suzie rag. has my unborn babies in it
- ontario, california
ontario is the fancy ghetto. we’re a little bit of everything can be found. the fancy, the average, the poor and the b-mb under the 60 freeway. it’s we’re shootings happen that no one ever hears about and the suicides no one cares about. let’s go to ontario, california ese! nah wuey. it’s scary there!
when you are aroused by a character from you’re game and begin to m-st-rb-t- to him/her. dayum dude zelda looked so hot that i started to gamerstate to her.