TGNM
“thank g-d it’s not mine”
“my pregnant ex-girlfiend posted ultrasound pics on facebook today. gross, tgnm”
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it’s idiom would you please stop monkeying around ? you’ll break something ! oh,come on ! we’re just having fun.
- Monkey Juggling
the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going “ooh ooh ooh!” oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those m-ffins mate
- pumpkin puppy
a small dog that has been shaved and spraypainted orange, and every second tooth has been removed. andy humped the pumpkin puppy several times before confirming it was a skid like him, after he figured it out he humped it more
- pumpum stranglers
thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum. i accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could not wait to get home to take them off!
- Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment
the moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of chicago bulls superstar and legend ben gordon. this feeling many times mimics the feeling of -rg-sm that one may experience during s-xual intercourse. symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in […]