thaelo
thaelo is a name. thaelo’s are incredibly unique manifestations of blue green earth gods… there are very few men in the world strong enough to be a thaelo. closely related to thor the god of thunder. a human incarnation of a phthalo coloured light being.
hey thaelo – there’s a thunder storm coming, wanna go for a run down the beach with me?
a super cool, authentic, thoughtful, engaged and p-ssionate guy who walks his own walk and talks his own talk without being rolled by outside judgement.
wow, have you met thaelo, he is so real.
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