thai iced tea
the most delicious drink you will ever have the pleasure of slipping past your teeth, onto your tongue, and then down your throat. shortly after the experience you are sad that it’s all gone, making you either buy another or contemplate life without this drink and then consider suicide.
get one.
“in the letter she left before she died it said: ‘never enough thai iced tea’.”
“what do you think she meant?”
“i…i don’t know. i just don’t know.”
the same as an ice bl-wj-b (a bl-wj-b with an icecube in the mouth) except its given by an asian girl.
that asian wh-r- was a master at giving thai iced teas!
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