when you text someone and they don’t reply for a long time without reasoning
dude 1-(3:30 pm) hey dude, wanna hang later?
dude 1-(8:30 pm) hey man thanks for the r
dude 2-(8:50) oh sorry man i was playing x-box
- ice pick headache
painful symptom akin to having one’s skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice. doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.
half black half white person that boys melado
a slow pendejo. man, you’re such a pendertuga.
- straight cheeks
straight cheeks refers to the level of skill someone has at something which is inferior to most. you may also hear someone refer to such p-sspoor skill-level as, “straight buns” yo, mike is straight cheeks at 2k! he can’t even guard with his defender!
- advanced f*ckery
trying to be relevant. this is a level of nonsense which exceeds usual nonsense. should be avoided by all means and at all costs. this is a situation when a person tries by all cost to fit it and neglects who they really are. it was coined by me upon the realisation that people need […]