thanksgiving pussy
first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and h-ll why not some wine.
then u get in bed with your b-tch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her p-ssy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you f-ck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it
instead of sitting with the family, me and my b-tch had a thanksgiving p-ssy.
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