That Guy In The Corner


the single greatest human being in the whole universe. he likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. he likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. he is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. his high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. also his name is alex.
that guy in the corner over there sure is looking handsome today

Read Also:

  • that is so gay

    as to say: that is so unacceptable! t.v. flickers right out of the box. when it shouldn’t have problems “dude, that is so gay!”

  • That little something else

    when you hold your meat with both hands, it’s the part that hangs out the end. “how did that ugly bastad get a hot looking wh-r- like that” ? reply, “he’s probaly got “”that little something else”!

  • that must have been awkward for you

    variant on that’s what she said. used when something was probably awkward. a: well it’s two of you against me. do i really have a choice? b: that must have been awkward for you. a: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it b: (that must have been awkward…) a: you’d probably want to play […]

  • thats awkward

    a phrase used when in an awkward situation, usually to make it seem less awkward for yourself, although usually doubling the awkwardness of the others involved. “i’m so fat, i hate it!” -fat girl -awkward silence- “thats awkward.” -chill dude something you say to fill the silence and get everyone to speak again “i have […]

  • That's line

    used in texts instead of “that’s not cool” or “that’s bad” developed on the greatest thread ever made when “my” was left out of “that’s my line” “g-d’s pretty much the bomb diggity” -lauren “hey! that’s line!.. you can’t use my phrase!” -andrew


Disclaimer: That Guy In The Corner definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.