if something ‘sucks mum’ it is simply very bad.
steve: hey wanna have s-x?
paul: nah i cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
steve: awww that sucks mum
paul: yeah i no
- the bangers
1) a metaphorical possession presented to an acquaintance in an attempt to follow with s-xual intercourse. 2) a metaphorical possession presented to an acquaintance in an attempt to follow with a physical fight. see that girl there? i’d give her the bangers. boy, you better calm down before i give you the bangers!
- the 50% rule
the 50% rule this rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- face / 2-chest / 3-b-tt / 4- att-tude. the 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked […]
- the beadle spamming treatment
when you p-ss off, annoy, har-ss, threaten, bug or act of “tonying”. also, by clicking like on every post they have ever made on facebook. “beadle likes your _____ post” “beadle likes your new friendship” “beadle likes your relationship” “beadle likes your _____ post” and so on. the beadle spamming treatment!
- the cisco shower
to consume a large amount of cheap malted alcoholic beverage to the point of nausea..then hooking up with a girl..and finally getting her to strattle you…as you insert your p-n-s..you projectile vomit all over her br–sts…a shower of cisco malt beverage casanovia college, ny. a guy named mike met a cute redheaded girl..while playing the […]
- the ben wells
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in another’s nostril, then snot rocketing it out into a bowl, to be later ingested by the family dog. the name originates from it’s founder, as it is widely believed he was the first to ever take part in this act. person a: hey, alex, are you up for doing ‘the […]