That’s a clown question, bro.


made famous by bryce harper of the washington nationals. when asked if he was going to drink a beer, harper who is only 19, replied with “that’s a clown question, bro.” has since become a favorite on twitter and facebook.
“do you think megan fox would look good in a bikini?”
“that’s a clown question, bro.”

“should we smoke 1 blunt or 2?”
that’s a clown question, bro. of course we should smoke 2!
1. an utterance emitted by washington nationals rookie phenom bryce harper, june 12, 2012, to a toronto reporter press conference who asked if harper was going to take advantage of canada’s legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the blue jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.

2. a phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.
“have you stopped beating your wife?”

“what the—–? that’s a clown question, bro.”
a soph-m-ric response by a douche (i.e. sweet bro) to a reasonably posed question that reflects the inability to respond due to a sheltered, unconventional, parochial upbringing and dogmatic, unquestioning belief system.
(reporter): “hey bryce, you just hit a towering homerun, are you going to celebrate by having a beer?”

bryce: “i’m not going to answer that question…that’s a clown question, bro.”

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