that’s the way the cookie crumbles
that’s just the way it goes; sh-t happens.
i studied really hard for the test, but failed. i guess that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.
slang term, origin unknown from the 1920’s in america. used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
a:” well, i asked cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . ”
b:”hey, that’s the way the cookie crumbles!”
a term used to explain to somebody that you can’t control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
person 1: i never win anything
person 2: thats the way the cookie crumbles
a saying or phrase meaning “that’s just the way things happen”.
person 1: “i can’t believe i lost all that money on a stupid bet…”
person 2: “i’m sorry pal. i guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles…”
expression of events that are out of your control. usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circ-mstances.
person1: ah man, the bird’s cr-pped all over my car again.
person2: that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
saying meaning life is unpredictable.
forest gump: “life is like a box of chocolates…(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)…you never know what you’re gonna get.”
me: “what a f-cking stupid idiot, but, i guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.
that’s the way the cookie crumbles, get the h-ll over it.
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