That’s What I Said
used as a subst-tute for that’s what she said/that’s what he said in certain instances:
1. you are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say “that’s what s/he said” but it’s such a good one you can’t p-ss it up.
2. you are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.
3. you are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.
1. having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, “that was long, rough, and i will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!”
after realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can’t help but hesitantly say, “that’s what i said…?”
2. person a making appropriate conversation about something: “it’s pretty hard but i like a challenge.”
person b in overly s-xual tone: “that’s what i said.”
3. someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: “f-ck me!”
you: “that’s what i said!”
your friend: “hahaha, that is a true story you are sl-tty…laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed i am!”
phrase added after a comment to make something completely uns-xual sound s-xual and usually humerus. derived from the phrase “thats what she said” and works similar.
“once i finish up with him, i’ll get started on you”
“thats what i said”
a phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.
tom: i went to the movies the other day.
jim: you mean you went to the movies.
tom: that’s what i said!!!
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