That’s what SANTA said


a variation of “that’s what she said!” much safer to use around the holiday season, as it’s much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.
grandma: “i have so many presents to take home! i don’t know how i’ll fit them all into one sack!”

you: “that’s what santa said!”

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