that’s what she said

the most versatile joke on earth.
“i think we can fit that in with the rest of them.”
“that’s what she said.”

“make sure it’s long enough.”
“that’s what she said!”

“it hurts a little but it’s not too bad.”
“that’s what she said!!”

“john, we’re concerned about your drinking.”
“that’s what she said…. oh.”
a phrase used to turn a simple comment into a s-xual joke
simple: “its so hard!” .. “that’s what she said”
more complex: “every time i pull it out i almost break my back” .. “that’s what she said”
a phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
dude< hurry up and eat that sub chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once thats what she said! 1. used to add s-xual innuendo to a conversation. 2. when a male wants to share with his friends that he was with a girl (whether her was or not), he will respond to a phrase that sets up "that's what she said..." as funny or s-xual. 3. to imply that what is being talked about was actually a s-xual statement and that a girl agreed to said statement in the recent past. 4. something people say after a phrase is said by someone else to add emphasis. 5. a phrase said by one male to another after a story about her was told to imply that he was with the first male's girl after him. guy 1: wow, that's a really big spear! guy 2: that's what she said! guy 1: man, my girl was hot last night! guy 2: that's what she said! four simple words that can be used as a reply to a s-xually suggestive comment. known to make people laugh their -sses off. example a: in the cl-ssroom, talking about a test. student a "wow, that's really hard!" student b "that's what she said!" example b: talking about a fragile object man a "pull it out slowly." man b "that's what she said!" example c: at a hotel, describing the room key clerk "put it in, then take it out fast." man "that's what she said!" a term often used when a s-xual inuendo could be present, often used as a retort or witty joke "my god, its huge!" "that's what she said." "thats what she said" is a fun way to work s-x into any conversation. heres how: "she" reffers to a hypothetical girl that one supposedly had s-x with, and during or around the act of s-x the girl supposedly says something. such as, "chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once". so this joke is useful when your friend says something that sounds like something a girl would say during or around the time of the act of s-x. if you do it right you can simultaneously indicate that you are having great s-x, and also that your girlfriend is totally impressed with your size, or cant get enough of you, or wants to include other girls, or basically anything you want. so be creative in how you use this phrase. definitely play around with it. of course, that's what she said. innocentgirl: and leave my mother out of this phote: thats what she said innocentgirl: that's what who said? phote: wow you've never heard "thats what she said" before? check definithing.com innocentgirl: still not gettin it phote: ok so for example: phote: you said "leave my mother out of this." by replying with "thats what she said," i was insinuating that my girlfriend had rejected my invitation to include her mom in one of our s-xual encounters. innocentgirl: oh dear. ok. i get it. wow. i feel so violated... innocentgirl: lol innocentgirl: wait innocentgirl: that's what she said, right? phote: i think you've got it... innocentgirl: did she say that, too? phote: haha yes innocentgirl: so i guess "she" can say just about anything right? phote: correct. which is why this phrase is so fun. ←