that’s what your mouth says
a way to tell someone you don’t believe them, or to say they’re full of sh-t.
john: ” dude, did you know you can actually drink air?”
jeph:” yeah right!”
john: “no, seriously! i saw a thing about it!”
jeph:” that’s what your mouth says dude.”
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