The 0-60
top definition
the time it takes a man’s d-ck to go from limp to hard.
harold: hey what’s “the 0-60” on your d-ck bro? no h-m-.
luther: uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
harold: fml.
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