The 2-Scale


the 2-scale is a very simple way to rate a woman when you first encounter them.

0: would not put d-ck in
1: would put d-ck in
2: would eat cream out of her -sshole
todd: “do you see sara over there? what would you rate her on the 2-scale?”
dave: “yeah, i’d say she’s a 1”
todd: “really? she is totally a 2!”

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