the 412
using the bathroom while on the phone. direct relationship with the advent of cordless phones and cell phones especially.
portmanteau of “the 4-1-1” and the euphemisms “number 1” and “number 2”.
david sedaris has a really funny bit about his sister doing this to him, i have tried to approximate it below.
david: “so tell me more about this new guy you’re seeing.”
amy: “hold on, i’m just trying to hhhuuuunnnngrghrhr get this jar open -straining sounds-…whew…yeah the new guy’s great!”
david: “oh my god, amy, did you just pull the 412 on me?!!??!”
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