The 5-1-6
516 is the area code for n-ssau county, new york on long island. the 516 includes excellent places to blaze up the chronic, including hempsted, jones beach, and teddy roosevelt’s grave.
it’s much better to blaze up in the 516 than in the 631 with all those suffolk county p-ssy poseurs.
the better part of long island, and all the n-ssau people know it. some of the best towns include m-ssapequa, seaford, wantagh, rockville centre, plainedge, freeport, franklin square and roslyn.
people in the 516 tend to pay more taxes and stuff but it’s worth it because it has good catering halls, small bars, lots of liquor stores, beer distributors, smoke shops, and is home to some of the biggest weed growing facilities as well.
alot of people in the 516 are “good” if u got the money for weed and c-ke nd e and w.e. u need. we got it.
it is also home to some of the best baseball teams and lacrosse teams as well as the overrated football and soccer teams. not to mention fast runners like uniondale and valley stream.
baseball goes from best to worst–> m-ssapequa, wantagh, seaford, bellmore, and freeport
“yo where u at son?”
“the 516 homie”
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