The 5 Rule


the rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has s-x with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
he got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn’t count, violating the 5 rule
there’s at least 5 girls you would have s-x with in a room. not date or take home to mom, just 5 girls that if it came down to it, or a lot of booze clouded your judgement, you would.
“dude i walked into cl-ss and the 5 rule applies!”

“nice bra!”

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