the 55 gallon fish tank
when you m-ff dive into a woman that is made of at least 55% body fat and come back out for air smelling like nemo’s abusive alcoholic uncle.
hey steve, you douchebag, after i took her out to a nice dinner at popeye’s we went back to her trailer where i gave her the 55 gallon fish tank. four showers later and i still can’t wash her mush off my moustache. overall, it was a great date with your sister. -sshole.
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